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Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.

For the girls that tell you all guys are the same, nobody told you to try them all out...

'I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again...' Said no girl ever.

Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Thanks for inviting me to your baby shower, it reminded me to take my birth control pill.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Gilrs get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not that smooth type of girl. I run into things, I trip, I spill food. I say stupid things... I really don't have it all together.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty...you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Any girl can look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.

What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.

Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Funny Quotes on Girls Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes on Girls Biography