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There are three stages of man he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus

Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past.

Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money

You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas

From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present

There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph

Brace yourself, random 'Merry Christmas' texts are coming.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a...SORRY.

Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.

When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!

This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.

You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.

Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.

I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.

Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

Christmas is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

A little smile, a word of cheer, A bit of love from someone near, A little gift from one held dear, Best wishes for the coming year. These make a Merry Christmas!

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind;
Teach us to be patient and always to be kind

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Sunday, September 21, 2014

Funny Christmas Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Christmas Quotes Biography