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Source:-Link(Google.com)If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
The sumptuous age of stars and images is reduced to a few artificial tornado effects, pathetic fake buildings, and childish tricks which the crowd pretends to be taken in by to avoid feeling too disappointed. Ghost towns, ghost people. The whole place has the same air of obsolescence about it as Sunset or Hollywood Boulevard.
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
There should be a rule against people trying to be funny before the sun comes up.
Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
Panda-DiVinciI am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
TaramuahSINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.
Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny.
EasyteeLife can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.
BIt's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.
I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I
Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.