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Hey Google, why don't you sit next to me during my exam?

RicoI'm not a bad student, my study breaks are just longer than my study time!

Teacher: I beautiful. What tense is this? Student: obviously past tense.

ActualcolaBoy walks in to class room: Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: I saw a sign on the way to school. Teacher: What did the sign say? Boy: School ahead slow down.

Mohd_Aariff_Khan1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.

CHARMINGjoshWhats the point of studying for finals if they are not final? We are coming back to school next year!

CHARMINGjoshHuman brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

ritusagooThat awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.

Kenyyaa_:DA good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation.

Zaira_SwanClapping the longest during the assembly because you're a fearless bastard.

The best advice I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.

olubaryourTEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight.

DopeySwaggzI go to a school where the students are higher than their grades. That awkward moment when the teacher says slaves....and everyone looks at that one black kid in the class.

drewdrew09Three things i'v learned in school; 1. Texting without looking 2. Sleeping with my eyes open 3. Teamwork on tests

JenniOverdosedIf Tumblr and Twitter were school subjects, my parents would love me.

Mr.FreshTeacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: I'm GETTING PAPER

TaramuahMath is the only place where I hear someone doing ridiculous things. For Example John has 30 chocolate bar he eats 23, what does he have now? Diabetes maybe??

NikolkaRule of math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong.

Nessa_BearTeacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.

The moment where you give your friend the what the f-ck is this look during a test.

dannyxI got expelled from school on pajama day....But its not my fault I sleep naked.

luv_jessOn a math test: 2+2 = ? Me: *I'll use calculator just in case*

BrianaLeeLife would be so much better if I went to Hogwarts.

meko2301Raising you hand for the easy questions, so the teacher won't bother you for the hard ones later.

GabbieHendersonMusic teacher: 'What's your favorite musical instrument?' Fat kid: 'The lunch bell.'

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?

07kyle07Substitute teacher: 'Does your normal teacher let you do that?' Students: 'Yeah...'

BrianaLeeDear math worksheet, Please don't have a back, please don't have...Awe shit, theres a back. Sincerely, fuck you I have better things to do.

tedTeacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?

First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no.

SeaN_BryaNSchool is pointless! English? We speak it. History? They're dead, get over it. Math? We have calculators. Spanish? We have Dora.

Dear Math, I am sick and tired of finding your X. Just accept the fact that she is gone. MOVE ON DUDE.

It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. 'Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem...'

During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.

That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are like, 'Did I really look like that the WHOLE day?'

School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora...

That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.

davidmilesjrThat awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.

Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste....

Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.

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Sunday, September 14, 2014

Funny Quotes About School Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes About School Biography