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Women are like volcanoes. Both stay calm for extended periods of time before exploding and killing everything. Then, there’s calm again.

I’ll never understand why once a month, women go completely crazy for 30 days.

You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they’re placed around your throat she’s probably slightly upset.

When a woman says “do whatever you want” do NOT do whatever you want.

I desperately want to go camping this summer. Preferably in a hotel. With a pool and a SPA. – Some Woman

A woman haA woman has only 2 problems. 1. Nothing to wear. 2. No room for all the clothes.

Of course women don’t look as busy as men. We do it right the first time!!!

When a women says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and out the other. Tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out through the mouth..

A smart statement written outside a women’s shoe shop: 75% Discount if you select in 5 minutes. :)

Women are a strange breed. They paint their lips; Show off their inner-wear; Flaunt their bodies; Wear butt-hugging jeans; And then they expect men to notice their emotions!

A jealous woman does better research than the FBI.

There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.

There is no doubt that all women are crazy. It’s just a matter of degree.

Only two things can change a woman’s mind:
1. I love you.
2. 50 percent discount.
A man is always ready to go, it’s a women that says whether yes or no!

Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

Someday they’re going to call me “M’am” without adding “You’re making a scene”.

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus; ex’s are from Uranus.

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

Women are suitable to be journalists, they never spend a minute quiet.

Halloween is for dressing as something you’re not. That’s why most girls go as sexy.

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

When a woman has nothing left to argue, she will either ignore you, cry or remember that thing until she takes revenge on that.A beauty is a woman you notice; a charmer is one who notices you.
Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world.

A cosmetic is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a near sighted man.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

A Frenchwoman, when double- Bycrossed, will kill her rival; the Italian woman would rather kill her deceitful lover; the Englishwoman simply breaks off relations- Bybut they all will console themselves with another man.

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.

A man may be right or wrong…but a woman is always right

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.

A wise man once said “I don’t know, ask a girl.”

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

A woman can smell mink through six inches of lead.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A woman is like a tea bag – By you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.

A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.

A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

A woman should soften but not weaken a man.

A woman wears her tears like jewelry.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's

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