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Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.

I have a sixth sense, I see stupid people.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.

I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry.

Everything will be okay in the end. If everything is not okay, then it is not the end...

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me

1. "To stimulate creativity one must develop childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition."

2. "If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play."

3. "If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think."

4. "The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect, but by the play instinct arising from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the object it loves."

5. "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny!'"

6. "Serious play is not an oxymoron; it is the essence of innovation."

7. "Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."

8. "Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too."

9. "Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore."

10. "Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place."

11. "Play so that you may be serious."

12. "When truly creative people come up with a new idea they don't reject it immediately because of its flaws. They play with it, looking for strengths and sliding over weaknesses."

13. "I'll play it first and tell you what it is later."

14. "All work and no play doesn't just make Jill and Jack dull, it kills the potential of discovery, mastery, and openness to change and flexibility and it hinders innovation and invention."

15. "If I had no sense of humor, I would have long ago committed suicide."

16. "Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain."

17. "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."

18. "The number one premise of business is that it need not be boring or dull. It ought to be fun. If it's not fun, you're wasting your life."

19. "It's no accident that AHA and HAHA are spelled almost the same way."

20. "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."

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Monday, September 15, 2014

Awesome Funny Quotes Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Awesome Funny Quotes Biography