Saturday, September 13, 2014

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True friends do not judge each other, they judge people together.

This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol.

I'd like to use Friendship Day to reassure you that you're not the one member of our group no one likes...

Friendship Day is the perfect time to not reflect on the friends I've methodically erased from my life.

Friendship Day is the perfect time to thank you for lending me money and to see if I can borrow more.

This Friendship Day, I promise to focus mostly on your good qualities when talking behind your back.

This Friendship Day has me wondering how Tom from MySpace is doing.

Let's protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex.

Happy Friendship Day to a best friend who single-handedly raises my family's suspicions about my sexual orientation.

There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as your FRIEND is a form of...ehem GOOD TASTE!

Good Friend; Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back. Best Friend; Will lend you money and then charge interest.

Friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

A true friend is somebody who you call at 3 a.m. and say "I'm in a prison in Mexico" and he replies "No worries, I'll be there in seconds."

If you really want your friends to remember you, give them something cheap.

A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet.

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends shortcomings.

The art of giving advice to best friends is to make them believe that they thought of it themselves.

I cannot forgive my friends for dying; I do not find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.

Two people are never such good friends as when they are share a mutual dislike of a third person.

Heaven must be an awfully dull place if your best friends end up elsewhere.

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.

friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "boy was that fun."

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

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Saturday, September 13, 2014

Funny Quotes About Friendship Funny Quotes About Life About Friends And Sayings About Love About School Tumblr Tagalog For Kids About Girls

Funny Quotes About Friendship Biography