Friday, August 29, 2014

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Life is too important to be taken seriously.

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts.

Never interrupt someone doing what you said couldn't be done.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

The road to success is always under construction.

I love my attitude problem.

Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade.

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything
and the value of nothing.

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Those who believe they can do something
and those who believe they can't are both right.

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Choose a job you love and you will never have to work a day in your life.

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

All people know the same truth.
Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

There's a couple of things they don't teach you in Harvard Business School,
one is how to cope with defeat, the other is how to handle a shotgun.

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say,
abstains from giving us wordy evidence of the fact.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Choose your friends carefully. Your enemies will choose you.

Do not speak to me of rules. This is war! This is not a game of cricket!
Half the world is composed of idiots,
the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

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