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Marriage works best for men than women.The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.

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Life is just a mirror,and what you see out there,you must first see inside of you.

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I don't understand a God that would allow us to meet When there is no way for us to be together.

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I will hate the man you marry, Because he is not me, And love him if he makes you smile.

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We outgrow love like other things And put it in the drawer, Till an antique fashion shows Like costumes grandsires wore.

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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

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Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

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I miss the way you laughed, I miss the way we talked, I miss the times we had, I miss the love we shared, but most of all I miss the way you cared.

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Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you and you meant nothing to him.

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Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

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A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

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I have always considered marriage as the most interesting event of one's life, the foundation of happiness or misery.

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And a sad truth, "Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

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Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy that are preceded by a long courtship.

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

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The saddest thing in the world is loving someone who used to love you.

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We outgrow love like other things And put it in the drawer,Till an antique fashion shows Like costumes grandsires wore.

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Should I Smile Because You're My Friend

Or Cry Because Thats All We'll Ever Be

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Sometimes soft words of love can melt the toughest heart.

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Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.

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I don't understand a God that would allow us to meet When there is no way for us to be together.

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Some of us think holding onmakes us strong but sometimes it is letting go.

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Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.

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Love a temporary insanity curable by marriage.

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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

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Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.

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Marriage is a great institution but I'm not ready for an institution.

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Marriage is like life in this that it is a field of battle and not a bed of roses.

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Marriages are made in heaven. But again so are thunder lightning tornados and hail.

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If marriage were outlawed only outlaws would have in laws.

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The more you invest in a marriagee the more valuable it become.

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Cry as I may these tears won't wash you away.

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Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be.

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A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my love for you.

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Many are the stars I see, but in my eye no stars like thee.

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Life may be sad but it's always beautiful.

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Funny Marriage Quotes give us a glimpse of the lighter side of marriage.

Between the stresses of deadlines to meet, traffic jams, financial obligations etc. it’s easy to forget the importance of taking some time out to enjoy a few chuckles with your special someone every now and then.

Our Funny Marriage Quotes can help you with that.

So grab your mate (well, not literally) and take a few minutes to sit back and enjoy our Funny Marriage Quotes.

Funny Marriage Quotes

“Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts”

-Jeff Foxworthy

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

-Groucho Marx

“The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.” -H.V. Prochnow

“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.” -Lyndon B. Johnson

"A man's wife has more power over him than the state has."

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

“My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.” -Unknown

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.”

-Rodney Dangerfield

“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.” -Minnie Pearl

"Behind every great man there is a surprised woman."

-Maryon Pearson

“They say love is blind...and marriage is an institution. Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.” -Mae West

“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.” -H.L. Mencken

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."

-Zsa Zsa Gabor

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield

“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.” -H.L. Mencken

“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.” -Grace Hansen

“If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.”

-Lawrence Housman

"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women." -Marion Smith

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?” -Barbra Streisand

“My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.” -Armistead Maupin

"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." -Erma Bombeck

“I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.” -Lewis Grizzard

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." -James Holt McGavran

“All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.” -Raymond Hull

“The total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution.” -Bertrand Russell

"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted"

-Helen Rowland